By I by no means knew it might be so voyeuristically satisfying to look contained in the fridges of the wealthy and well-known. The “Cribs” period of the early- to mid-2000s ought to have higher ready me, however all I keep in mind from these well-known fridges was quite a lot of vitality drinks, which wasn’t particularly related to a excessive schooler who did not drink caffeine or carbonated drinks. Now, nevertheless, that top schooler is an grownup with one-and-a-half slender fridge cabinets to her identify and a month-to-month grocery invoice that far exceeds her price range, and hastily, color-coded and completely organized fridges are a supply of fascination — particularly after they’re housed in well-known kitchens.
Enter Kris Jenner and her fleet of glossy, matte-black fridges and freezers, which had been shared at the moment on Kourtney Kardashian’s way of life model Poosh. The Jenner-Kardashian matriarch flung open the doorways of her fridges(!), giving the plenty a peek at what a millionaire momager retains available and — crucially — how she organizes it. I zoomed in on each element, and I would like to speak about it.
The centerpiece of Jenner’s set-up is the all-green produce fridge, fronted by a see-through glass panel. The glass is necessary, as a result of it lets you see straight by way of to the seemingly limitless rows of kale, broccoli, lettuce, celery, watermelons, Brussels sprouts, avocados, and various herbs. If my fridge was this aesthetically pleasing, I would additionally need to stare inside each time I walked by with out having to open the door. Can we additionally speak about your entire drawer devoted to inexperienced grapes? It is like being in a complicated boutique grocery retailer. I may make an unimaginable inexperienced smoothie out of the contents of Jenner’s produce fridge.
Fridge quantity two is the place we begin to discover some processed meals, together with the 21 Complete Grains and Seeds number of Dave’s Killer Bread (additionally my private favourite — nice selection, Kris), almond milk, S.Pellegrino, yogurt, condiments, and what seems to be quesadillas and blocks of cheese. The fridge additionally has eggs, blueberries, and strawberries, which I assume did not make the reduce for the extremely unique produce fridge because of not being inexperienced. (FYI, in response to Poosh, Jenner “at all times has recent berries in her fridge to snack on all through the day.”) As soon as once more, we’ve impeccable group in fridge two: containers of almond milk stacked no less than three deep, uniformly coloured eggs in neat rows. And apparently, this group wasn’t only a play for the cameras — Jenner (and her assistants, we assume) at all times retains these fridges and freezers organized and stocked.
Final, however not least, is Jenner’s freezer, which is the place we discover the actually great things — by which I imply dessert. Jenner’s freezer is neatly crammed with dozens of Häagen-Dazs cartons, popsicles, and Klondike ice-cream sandwiches (together with some more healthy stuff, like frozen salmon filets). I am now determined to know Jenner’s favourite ice-cream taste — my intestine says strawberry.
Fridge jealousy apart, it is most likely greatest to not view Jenner’s fridge and freezer scenario as one thing aspirational. Talking for myself, I’m not presently (nor do I ever anticipate to be) in a spot in my life the place I’ve two fridges and a standalone freezer, not to mention the time, sources, help, and organizational verve to make them look this neat and tidy. (Minimize to me shoving a bunch of celery into my one overflowing produce drawer.) If Jenner desires to spend her cash on a drawer of completely aligned bell peppers and an in-freezer Lazy Susan stocked with popsicles, that is her proper. She’s in a spot the place, at any given second, she will drop all the things and feed a home celebration’s price of company — so long as these company are down for consuming principally inexperienced produce, almond milk, and Häagen-Dazs. I, for one, respect that. And that respect has nothing to do with my hopes of sooner or later being invited to such a home celebration. Under no circumstances! (Kris, if you happen to’re studying this, I am free this weekend.)
